Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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