Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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