There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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