return my video game
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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