we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Randomize
