I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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