pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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