hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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