i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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