I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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