yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
