Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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