STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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