sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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