I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
This is the high leading the old right now
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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