I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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