so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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