i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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