I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I DEMAND FORESKIN
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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