But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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