I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I just pynch a tree in the face
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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