I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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