ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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