Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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