Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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