Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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