she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Success! We fucked roommates!
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Randomize