I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I think I won the penis lottery.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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