I am spending my child support on dildos
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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