At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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