eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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