You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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