so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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