She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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