Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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