OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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