i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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