Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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