sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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