mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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