i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Sober January is a disaster.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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