Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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