problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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