And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
