i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
did i just pee glitter
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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