know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Terrible idea I love it
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Randomize
