That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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