you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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