i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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