Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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