My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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