yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
farters have to be the big spoon...
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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