im gay
i know
yea but for you.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
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