Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
tell your sister to shave her snatch
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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