Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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